cyberho:

During Job interview: I love working with people, I’m very outgoing, social, I’m very patient and I love to help in any way I can, and I also think the customer is always right and deserves to be treated with respect 

After Job interview: 

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neurotoxin-from-glados:

do you ever see an art style and just go

 oh my go d

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it’s so beaut iful

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Actual conversation at a party last night
  • Random college kid: Dude are you a real punk or a fake punk?
  • Me: I, um. I-I don't care?
  • Kid: *turns to his friend* Dude he said he doesn't care that means he's a real punk hi I'm Doug nice to meet you

ridge:

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my mom bought this thing for my neck and it’s called “Happy Neck”

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i’m happy

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penis-hilton:

hello friends i am here

adamsandlersuperdeath2005:

imagine being on a date w this really cute girl but then you tell her a joke and she did that feel good inc laugh

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Preserve Greystone!

a-text-from-anthony-weiner:

Greystone park of Marlboro, NJ, home to one of the most historic mental institutions in history is scheduled for demolition. The Kirkbride building, a massive, beautiful building is soon to be destroyed and it should not be due to it’s incredible history, great…

nitrobotprawns:

when ur friend finally gets online and uve been waiting for them

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prettymuchjustsomestuff:

1dasfuk:

zayn coming all over you you like

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